Politics!

Could Peggy Bundy be just a heartbeat away from being US President?

Actually, we'd be happier of it was Peggy Bundy; Palin is a disgusting, thicko, fundamental christian pig who would not allow a raped woman to seek an abortion if she had her way.

Meanwhile, in New Zealand, is John Key trying to be a new-age man, comfortable with only having a tiny penis?

Bill English, although somewhat out of focus, doesn't seem at all surprised.