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by Alan Charman
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17 June 2009
The Best David Bain Jokes
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David Bain has been selected for the All Blacks at flanker. He's not very fast but he'll kill the 1st 5 |
David Bain has a job lined up as a photographer, he's going to specialise in family shots.
There's a new drinking game it's called The Bain Game. First you run around the block as fast as you can carrying newspapers. Then run back inside and have a shot in each room.
After golf on Sunday, his defence lawyer said "How many did you shoot David?" He said 5. The defence lawyer said "5? I thought you shot par?" "No" said David. "He shot himself"
David Bain walked into the lounge and said, "Dad, can I ask you a question?"
"Sure, son. Shoot."
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