Today, I have received a large swathe of spam messages telling me I'm a tosser.

What a clever little person you are, spamming anonymously....

 

Except, nothing on the internet is ever anonymous.

I am publishing your ip address here, just so that you know I know.  ;)

 

121.90.0.175

Oooopsie, darling..... Any more and you will find yourself in deep doo-doo, so go back to mummy's basement and turn your computer off while you still have it.